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Friday recap: Rosie thinks sperm donors are one eyed short people

Quick recap on Friday’s pre-recorded show:

Judy Gold guest hosted- she has a book out about Jewish mothers. She interviewed 25 Jewish mothers- they all had food for her and 80% of them talked to their kids every day.

The women then talked about the scale of homosexuality. Judy Gold thinks she knew she was gay when she was three or four. Rosie didn’t know she was gay until fourth grade. Joy asked if she really knew- Rosie said she was a tomboy so...

Most tomboys are not gay, but whatever.

JGs two sons are the result of sperm donation. She said the women who work at the donor banks rate the donors on their looks. They talked about how the sperm donors fill out a really long questionnaire about every detail of their life. Rosie asked if people could really believe their answers because:

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“Because they get $50- I always think its like a one-eyed tiny person going “Give me my $50 and they’re writing ‘I’m 6’4”, I love Shakespeare…”

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Short people with one eye unite! Don’t take this sort of critical commentary any longer!!!

They go on to discuss Ronald Reagan’s diary: Of all the things in the diary- they discuss an excerpt in which Reagan wrote about his son Ron hanging up on him. Three weeks later he wrote that he wasn’t talking to him again until he apologized for hanging up on him. I’m sure that this was the most important tidbit in the diary.

Joy: He’s credited with ending the cold war but he wouldn’t have hang up on Gorbachev.

Hey Joy- Reagan didn’t hang up on his son either. I wonder if Gorbachev ever hung up on Reagan... 

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